*Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
*Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won`t bother you for weeks.
*Some people are like Slinkies . . not really good for anything, but you still can`t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
*Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
*Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
*All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
*Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?--Yeah, Mr. Bush why?
*In the 60`s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal..
*Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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